Not a JSAB Clone

Prepare to set out on an unprecedented adventure never before seen in any game at all - this game is completely original and does not rip off anything at all. An amazingly functional game with perfect sprites and lovely design, Not a JSAB Clone throws aside useless garbage like story, characters, and conclusion, and just throws its players into  a garbage main menu with no exposition whatsoever! Amazing, isn't it?

I made this game in, like, 8 weeks.