NotGTAV reviews

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Microsoft from French
Very good game, the story I have not understood too well but it remains in the universe of "it is necessary to Rob" (SOAP, steak Lidl, ultra-secret document) and the "kill everything" (camper, guard (or thieves I know), bailiff). We advance in the game without big problems by unlocking some successes that are very funny and very enjoyable to achieve. The last level I find it awfully hard as it is the outer part that inside. I tried to unlock all the successes unfortunately there are some downright very very very very very hard like not die in the last level (London) and pass the game in "darksoul" mode (I think that's how it happens)-graphics : 20/20 they are awesome I do the same on paint-gameplay: 20/20 it is very varied (2 modes in all outdoor and indoor)-music: 20/20 the rap of the guy from the Lidl is downright huge (jacket patato) frankly must not miss it + it's a good action , in the game it tells us that all beneficent will be poured back to a short Association this game is may not be GTA V but it is just as well and in addition are cards to swap.
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Microsoft from Deutsch
I'm such an Idiot. Why didn't I come up with this Idea myself? Man take a simple Game, combines it with his own Opinion of his own People, draws and crafts things himself and title it as art and you already Have a small But Priced game. I see a lot of Space up considering what Simplen Games there are. One example would be Super Mario. I am thinking of a Germany Edition. As the first Character one Plays an Asylum Seeker who jumps over High Walls, evades things that come Out of the Air, crawls through the Sewerage system and jumps on other EU Citizens (in doing so he also jumps on huge Projectiles with Faces aimed at him. As a Second Character, I would recommend a Skinhead. You give Him a Hammer and he has to blow away as many Leftists and Colorful Figures as he can. Dodging out he doesn't need to, he can't jump and just fight back with the Hammer. As a Third Character, I would take such a Flight Level. Flying always does well. Maybe someone from the Green Group who looks like Stackers or are destined to. The Fourth Level is a Homage to Yoshi. You control Sigmar Gabriel with Angela Merkel on his Back and devour everything that comes to you. Taxpayer money, Criticism, AFD Politicians, Pensioners etc. And Merkel has to jump off at the end of each Level to reach his Destination while Gabe plunges into the Abyss. A beautiful Political Move to distance yourself. Who wants to implement my Idea? (Note: I know that the Review has no Relation to NotGTA but what to tell big about a snake parody that refers to Great Britain. Even the Horse Lasagne joke has been processed into this Game.)
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