Only If achievements

30.87%
Quality.
30.87%
One Day.
34.23%
Was any of that real?
Complete the Black Pawn Scenario.
35.23%
Something Sweet...
Solve Vinny's riddle on your first attempt.
38.93%
Insane.
Welp, there you go.
39.26%
Wincest!
Complete the White Pawn Scenario.
39.26%
You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
39.26%
Crackpot.
A sizeable achievement.
63.76%
Move along, pervert...
69.80%
You're not Santa, get out.