Oregon Fail

This game was made in about 6 hours when we realized the Low-effort Game Jam had already started a couple days ago, and it would be truly low effort to start with 10 hours left. We wanted to make a game that was just as educational as the original Oregon Trail, but also totally not. Also, don't eat poo. It leads to dysentery and cholera. There. Education. We're still worried it looks like we put a bunch of effort into this, but believe me, the biggest effort was withholding effort. Actually, the biggest effort was getting the export to work. I don't even know if you can win this game with all your party alive. Send me a screenshot if you do.. if it's not too much effort.

Code/Art/Music: halfjapanesedude, lopar, lunarpenguin

Pooey Biome: Award-winning Composer and Developer Laura Shigihara

Fonts: Chevy Ray's Pixel Fonts

Engine: godot

Effort: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯