Parachutes Are For Fucking Pussies

Parachutes are for fucking Pussies was made in a 72 hours gamejam.

This game includes crude humour (who would have thought), because of its rude narrator explaining the GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD (or something like that).

Controlls:

The game requires a microphone and a Controller to play, although we are planning to add keyboard support in the future.

• Left Stick to move
• A to jump
• X to progress in dialogue
• Y to start the audio calibration
• Screaming your guts out to get the audiospectrum to push you or other objects (i know sounds weird, but it will make sense trust me)
• D-Pad to snap the audiospectrum

Known Bugs:

• The audiospectrum can push the player into a wall, but most of the time you should be able to fiddle your way out (i hope atleast)
• The calibration sometimes fails, if this happens i recommend checking your microphone or restarting the game (or you just move on to the next game idk i am not your dad)

Feel free to let us know of any other bugs you encounter. We are always looking to improve our game!

The game was made by two people.

David Heurix did programming and gamedesign

Felix Koller did art and also gamedesign

Moritz Mann did the character controller and part of the level design.

We wanted to do more in the Level but we only had three days. After the first one we had almost nothing, so we really didn't have a lot of time.

Hopefully you enjoy the experience even if its a little short. Also it's free so don't complain and just play the game (I know this can be said about almost any game on this site, but... still)

Hand drawn animations wow