Paradigm achievements

14.86%
Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
16.22%
Notavirus.exe
You installed a virus in IT.
17.57%
High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
17.57%
Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
21.62%
Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
22.97%
Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
25.68%
Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
28.38%
Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
32.43%
Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
33.78%
There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
35.14%
High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
35.14%
Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.