Paradigm achievements

You installed a virus in IT.

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.

You collected all the audio tapes.

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.

You talked to the Man in the Wall.

You learned some sweet dance moves.

You high fived the arm one too many times.