Paratopic achievements

63.72%
I'm Not Saying It's Aliens
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
66.37%
Trespass
You're not supposed to be here.
69.91%
DUI
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
70.80%
Those Little Birds
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
72.57%
Cold Turkey
No scraps today.
75.22%
How About I Give You The Finger
...and you give me my phonecall?
95.58%
No Smoking
A waste of good tobacco.
100.00%
Paratopic
Be seeing you, friendo.