Paratopic achievements

64.35%
I'm Not Saying It's Aliens
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
66.09%
Trespass
You're not supposed to be here.
70.43%
DUI
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
71.30%
Those Little Birds
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
73.04%
Cold Turkey
No scraps today.
75.65%
How About I Give You The Finger
...and you give me my phonecall?
95.65%
No Smoking
A waste of good tobacco.
100.00%
Paratopic
Be seeing you, friendo.