Phalla

In a land where the hero has already lost and demons have nearly routed humanity, a woman meets a mysterious child and seeks to take back the past she's lost. A text-heavy  adventure of misery  with no irony completely unbefitting it's April Fools release date. 

The game features approximately one hour of gameplay, spooky scary skeletons, no healing, no stat gains upon leveling up, an easy mode, no villains, absolutely NO "humanity is the true monster after all" type of message, and up to 3 bad endings for the player to choose from depending on their choices.

Features music and designs from the (self-proclaimed) world-renowned art-person/music-guy Superincreible.

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Enjoy!