Pineapples & Peanut Butter

Try not to upset your speed date. Use your mouse to choose your responses.

*Disclaimer: I have no idea what's going on in this game. I just made up the plot the line above. Is it actually a speed date? Are there pineapples in this game? Is the creature actually the Queen of England? Those are things you will have to find out yourself.

Warning: Contains nuts.