Pit People achievements

Find a recycling bin and place 1 appropriate item inside

Recruit an Elite

Increase your whimsiness by exactly 2.48537

Convert 1 slice of bread into toast

Inhale a breath

Someone reaches level 80

Win the INSANE unfair challenge

Make pterodactyl sounds when you're completely alone

Recruit 1 of every creature type

Play the game for 0.0 seconds total for the rest of your life

Win an online versus battle in The Pit

Determine how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if it could