pnog

Look! It's another Pong clone! This one isn't even very pretty.

The developer of this game is asking for 88 cents? What on Earth could justify spending any amount of money on Pong ever?

This game hates you.

Your computer is going to hate you.

You are going to smash your keyboard and re-evaluate everything you hold dear.

There is no possible outcome of buying this game that doesn't end in hating yourself, your life and your computer. There is no reason you would ever want to do this to yourself. Seriously. But you're going to anyway.

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