37.68%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
37.93%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
39.30%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
40.09%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
42.39%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
46.12%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
46.96%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
50.44%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
53.09%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
58.54%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
58.98%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
62.71%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.