16.22%
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
17.89%
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
19.31%
Sissy
Enable cheats.
20.21%
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
21.75%
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
21.88%
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
22.01%
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
23.68%
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
27.03%
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
28.70%
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
31.79%
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
45.05%
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.