Potato Simulator

This is the first 100% science based potato simulator. You will live the exhilarating life of a potato as if it were your own, from the moment of your birth until one of the multiple choice epic ends, you will be making your own path down history as the bravest potato there has ever been.

Originally meant for mobile, I'd ask you to please bear with the aspect ratio, but real potatoes don't give a damn about aspect ratios.