Pre Post-Modernistic Post-Ironic Dadaism: Dating Simulator

Are you a stunning single bachelor OR bachelorette?!?!

Do you long for true companionship?

Are you attempting to populate a newly discovered planet, but are worried that your offspring won't be genetically suited to survive in a new environment?

LOOK NO FURTHER!

Our new dating app will show you HOT singles in your area that may have the genes that YOUR spawn will need to survive

The majority of a game by John Carimando, Hieu Le, Ben Botwin, Alexander Büchler