Press Escape to Quit

If you quit the game, you win! Just make sure to look at all of the ads from our lovely sponsors first, and close them to the beat.

***NOTE: [PRESS ESCAPE TO QUIT] AND ITS VARIOUS SPONSORS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOFTWARE, MALWARE, SPYWARE, ADWARE, HARDWARE, SILVERWARE, FREEWARE. OR STONEWARE THAT MAY BE COVERTLY INSTALLED TO YOUR COMPUTER DURING THE GAME'S RUNTIME. ALL COURT FILINGS SHOULD BE HANDLED THROUGH STOUGHTON AND GRISP LLC.

Credits:

Brandon Weinstein: Programmer / Project Manager

Olly Glenn: Programmer / Project Manager / Artist / Sound Designer

Jacob Livingston: Artist / Programmer / Sound Designer

CC Attributions:

Bartosz Mazur (ZoviPoland) - "popup UP" on freesound, CC Attribution license

BeezleFM - "Notification Sound" on freesound, CC Attribution license

shawshank73 - “scottstoked_yeehaw” on freesound, CC Attribution license

DavidFrbr - “Squishing soap out sponge” on freesound, CC Attribution license

Kiddpark - “Cash Register”  on freesound, CC Attribution license

 Breviceps - “Buzzer sounds (Wrong answer / Error)” on freesound, CC Attribution license

Breviceps - Metallic File Select on freesound, CC Attribution license

HappyFlappyGuy - “WinXP shutdown (MAD)” on freesound, CC Attribution license

FoolBoyMedia - Notification Up II  on freesound, CC Attribution license

"i found the place where they shot the windows xp desktop background" by langalex is licensed with CC BY-SA 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/ 

"Armchair amigos" by t-dawg is licensed with CC BY-NC-SA 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/ 

"Man in Suit" by amtec_photos is licensed with CC BY-SA 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/ 

"Ponte Vecchio, Florence, Italy" by blmiers2 is licensed with CC BY-NC-SA 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/

"Shh!" by .Andi. is licensed with CC BY-NC-ND 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/