Proverbs achievements

Stick out the broom

Marrying under the broomstick

Gazing at the stork

Crapping on the gallows

Shooting a second bolt to find the first

Let geese be geese

Kill two flies with a single stroke

Fire in one hand, water in the other

Tying the devil to a pillow

Dragging the block

Tie a flaxen beard to the face of Christ

Keep the hen's egg and let the goose's go