Proverbs achievements

Gazing at the stork

Kiss the door ring

Wiping your *** on the door

Hanging your cloak according to the wind

Searching for the hatchet

Tie a flaxen beard to the face of Christ

Spilt porridge can not be scraped up again

Crapping on the gallows

It's easy to sail before the wind

There's more to it than a single herring

There stand the clogs

One must stoop to get on the world