4.86%
He Who Lashes Last...
Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash
8.81%
The Titular Trophy
Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game)
16.77%
Meatloaf Candy
Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it
17.68%
He Who Lashes Last…
Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash
36.59%
Eighters Gonna Eight
Play an 8-player game
37.50%
Quip Pro Quo
Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to
37.80%
Hi, Jinx!
Enter the same thing as your opponent
46.34%
Sitting Ovation
Play a game with an Audience
66.46%
The Titular Achievement
Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game)
77.44%
Quipee-ki-yay!
Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2
94.82%
Quip It Good
Win both battles in a round
100.00%
Give It The Fingers
Successfully enter both your quips in a round