Radiant Grotto

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WHERE A SQUARE LAUNCHES A GIANT EGG THAT TURNS INTO SMALLER EGGS ON IMPACT AND THOSE EGGS TURN INTO BULLETS. 

NO????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL I DON'T CARE BECAUSE RADIANT GROTTO IS THE ONLY GAME I KNOW OF WHERE YOU CAN HAVE THE OPTION TO DO THAT BUT ALSO HAVE THE OPTION TO PLAY AN AKIMBO MACHINE-GUN WIELDING WARLORD.

STILL NOT INTERESTED. (Your a tough nut to crack.)

well the game was made by a 15 year old child.

If you don't play it he might be sad.

WHATS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT YOUNG DEVELOPERS.

Good for you I guess. 

BUT YOU BETTER POST YOUR CRITICISM IN THE BOARD BELOW.

Anything is criticism when you put your mind to it.

THIS GAME IS ONE OF THE FEW GAMES I KNOW WHERE OPENING A CHEST CAN RUIN YOUR DAY. 

OR MAKE IT AWESOME.

If you get bored of the 8 characters that the game has. You have many options.

1) get your significant other or buddy to play mouse while you play keys. 

2) request a new character

3) hack the game.

WHAT YOU'RE STILL READING.

WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK.

3 House Points.

THIS GAME IS ALSO THE ONLY GAME WHERE YOU CAN PLAY AS HULK HOGAN WITH A SAMURAI SWORD.

YOU CAN PLAY AS TESLA WITH A LAZER CANON.

YOU CAN PLAY AS ROBIN HOOD WITH A MAGICAL BOW.

IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Get it.)