Rambo The Video Game: Baker Team reviews

Rambo – The Video Game Start. Intro. Blah blah blah, Rambo here, Rambo there, war is horror, Blah blah blah. Los! Ratatatatatatatatatata. Reloading. Ratattattattattattattattata. Reloading. Rattattatataatattatat ...-GRANATE!-... rattataaatatta. Change of Position. Ratatatataatt. Reloading. Rattattaaaaatataaataatatatata. Arms Change. Pew! PEW PEW PEW! Arms Change. Rattattatata. Change of Position. Checkpoint. Rattattattatataatatatat. Cover. Reloading. Rattaatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat. cover. Reloading. Ratatatatt. cover. Rattatatatatatatt. Position Change. Rattatatatata. Life Energy Just – anger mode! RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-50% Energy TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT. Wut mode off! Reloading. Ratatatatatatatatatatatatat. Change of Position. Checkpoint. Ratatatatatat coverage!-tatatatatatatatat. Reloading. Change of Position. Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatat. Reloading. Ratatatatatatatatatatatatat. Cover. Reloading. Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatat. Reloading. Ratatatatatattaatata. Cover. Reloading. Raattataatttaatatatatata. Final. Rattataaaatataataatatatat. Wut mode. RAT-TAT-TAT-KLICK Shit! Ammunition all. Reloading. Wut mode off. Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat. Cutscene. Blah blah Rambo, War, Vientman. Blah blah blah. Points Summary. Not bad, right? Level Up! + 5% on Damage. Well. Next. W! A! D! WWW WWW. S! ... No W! Dead. Repeat. Intermediate Quence. Rambo Part 1st Blah blah blah. Viet Nam. Veteran. Rambo. Rambo. Rambo. Los! Quicktime Event. W! ... A! ...... D! too slow! Game over. Again. W! ... A! ... D!... D!... S! No W! Wrong Button. Game over. Again. W! ... A! ... D!... D!... W! ... S! ... AAAAAAAAAAA ... S! too slow! Game over. Again. W! ... A! ... D!... D!... W! ... S! ... AAAAAAAAAAA ... S! ... S! ... Checkpoint...... W! too slow! Game over. Checkpoint load. W! ... SSSSSSSSS A! ... D!.... W! A! W! ... Reloading. Ratatate att'S Att. Change of Position. Reloading. Rattaaaatttatatatatt. Reloading. Rattattatataatatat. Change of Position. Rattatatatatatatt. Reloading. Change of Position. Checkpoint. Rattataatatatatatatataat. Reloading. Wut mode on! RAT-TAT positon change. shit! Wut mode off again! Ratatatatatatat. cover. Reloading. Rattataataaatatatat. Change of Position. Reloading. cover. Ratttattatatat. Cover. Ratatatatatt. Cover. Reloading. Rattataaaatatatatatatatatatatatatat. Reloading. W! Change of Position. ... D! Position Change.Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat. Cutscene. Blah blah Rambo, war, Veteran. Points Summary. Wow, Level Up! Perk unlocked. Now I can't fail At Quicktime Events. Dafuq? + 5% longer anger mode. Well. Next. Verdict Rambo is Rambo is Rambo is Rambo. The Game is so well calculated bad that you can't really speak of Ineptitude and Talent on the part of Reef Entertainment anymore. Actually, the Developers captured the Flair of Rambo 2 and Rambo 3 pretty much and Gave it back in the Game. Brain-out ballery alternating with hollow Speeches. Against the Railshooter Gameplay And Keystrokes in Rambo – The Video Game, a Call of Duty seems like Star Trek chess versus Pocket Billard. Is that particularly bad now? No, a balmy Round of Continuous Fire without much Entitlement could already deal with the Bog chicken for Hours and let the Game pass successfully through the Ceiling. However, Rambo is also said To cost Money – The Video Game. Not even very little Money. Thirty Whips are supposed to wander across the Shop counter For the PC Version. On the other Hand, I sunk significantly more Kneading into the Time Crisis, Virtua Cop, Terminator and Revolution X Vending machines at the time. By the way, I am no longer ashamed of The Fact that I played Aerosmith's Revolution X ... The Game itself was Penalty enough. The Graphics go OK, the Sound effects seem to come from the VHS Versions of the Film Trilogy. Let's face it, what do you expect from a Game on the Rambo except for playful reactionary Eighties violence fantasies? See. Points: 2.5 out of 5