Real Vampires

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From Folklore to Gameplay: Meet the Real Vampires

Real Vampires is a narrative-driven adventure game that blends dark humor, eerie poetry, and authentic Slavic vampire folklore into a unique interactive experience. Developed by Those Eyes, the Copenhagen-based studio behind the award-winning Cosmic Top Secret, this game invites players to explore real stories of fear, death, and transformation—told through the eyes of both vampire and folk.

Inspired by Dr. Łukasz Kozak’s haunting anthology With Stake and Spade: Vampiric Diversity in Poland, the game breathes (undead) life into real historical accounts of vampirism. Kozak is the protagonist, leading you through chilling tales rooted in local beliefs, from plague burials to devoured shrouds, and be forced to ask: who are the real monsters?

But this isn’t just a walk through the graveyard.

Each level features inverse mechanics that flip traditional gameplay on its head. Progress through failure, question your actions, and see the world from both sides of the stake. Because in Real Vampires, failure is not the end, but the beginning of a greater understanding.

Along the way, you’ll dig, slice, chew, bake, and bleed through surreal mini-games that challenge your assumptions—sometimes literally. Humor and horror go hand-in-hand as you unearth buried truths and encounter undead beings that are frightening, absurd, and oddly relatable.

Key Features

Dual Perspectives on the stories as both vampire and folk.

Replay levels with original inverse mechanics.

Artwork and animation inspired by Slavic art and Monty Python-style absurdism.

Inspired by real accounts of Slavic folklore, respectfully adapted in collaboration with cultural experts.

A narrative tone that balances dark humor with historical depth.



A cross-border collaboration with creatives and folklore scholars from Poland and Denmark.

The game is supported by: The Danish Film Institute, The Danish Arts Foundation, Creative Europe & Adam Mickiewicz Institute.

Uncover the Real Vampires—if you dare.

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Release date
Developer
Those Eyes
Publisher
Those Eyes
Age rating
Not rated
Website
https://www.realvampires.eu

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: macOS 10.14 or later
  • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core™ i3
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: macOS 10.14 or later
  • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core™ i5
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ i3 or better
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ i5 or better
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
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Last Modified: Oct 31, 2025

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