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Microsoft from Russian
Product received for free Is a horror. No, no, no, not again. You can't play this.
Starting to run, the game requested access to the Internet. Not Even Steam, but the game. Of Course, such luxury was denied. After the launch appeared a screen with advertising program, in which it was done something. It's a phi. In the main menu of settings No, appeared only after the beginning of the game: the volume of music and sounds and graphics quality. "About" was a void.
Okay, start the game-go, mother of it, DOWNLOAD. And a relatively long, I'll tell you. Actually, having started the game, I absolutely did not understand what to load here. This even for early access pulls only out of pity, or with a very good imagination. Eyes almost immediately wanted to withdraw from the screen. Acid greens, rough contours. Pity your eyes, please. With This game you will put your eyesight much faster than usual. I did not have Herbs as on the violins (perhaps because I played with the average quality of graphics-the game kindly informed about the problems with FPS and suggested to adapt the picture), was only an acid-green pixel field. There is no Music, there are almost no sounds. The Plot-it is not. In any case, in the game. The Developer, apparently, hopes that all will necessarily read the description in the steam. "Locations" are passing in a minute, well two. If the hero is a little bit shaken-begins to beat loudly heart, which is quite strange, when only 3 hp.
To My happiness, the game after two "locations" flew with a mistake, but I had enough with my head. Bottom Line: Pity your eyes, time, computer, library on Steam and, forgive God, money, if suddenly in some incomprehensible way your left heel has healed the life and begs you to buy this share.
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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
Product received for free Search for keys, search and search again. Well still absolutely blunt opponents in the form of "Cheshire" cats (with a bald to ears) shoot. They only know how to run and sloppy to try to cause character at least some harm. A Little less often appear blublate (by voice) eggs. At First there will be some evil flowers, like lilies. All kinds of enemies are exterminated with 3 laser shots, cartridges for which abound and you can smear how many fit. Damage will be a problem, because the monsters just run on the hero and do not have time to cause any harm.
The Game is stable (unfortunately) gets a bug with the inversion of color (not exactly inversion, but excessive whiteness cuts the eyes).
As I understood the GameGuru engine is absolutely "spineless" and best of all it is able to unnecessarily eat resources of the system even in a pathetic menuška, is not able to save the settings of the game options and even does not respond to pressing ESC, which in almost all games returns " Back "menu.
Levels of only 5, and passes all in 30-40 minutes (depending on the level-labyrinth, where you can first find the door, but then it will be necessary in a completely different place to find the key). Hint (for the izvants like me, Koi will want to pass the game): the door is high and bouncing can be seen in which direction to wander in the maze.
So, the key behind the key continues and ends with the game inscription "To be Continued", teleport in a place with a bunch (what Kazus!) Portals (this spoiler will not spoil anything). No, this misunderstanding does not need to be continued...
In Short, another Halturochka, created solely to collect Denezhek from the sale of players cards (the percentage of their sale is a developer's earnings).