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Reptilians Must Die!

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"Reptilians Must Die" - an amazing adventure game with a gripping storyline, based on the right patriotic education and spiritual scrapie fixed!

2015. Mikhail Ivanovich carry out his duties of president of Russia, and suddenly at the height of work day aliens call. They say that they are ready to destroy the humanity and only MI can save the planet from destruction. Sure MI accepts the challenge. But not alone - true friends, women that are in love with him and of course people of Russia. Journey to the future, space flight, meeting with Stalin - that's what will wait for you in new original game "Reptilians Must Die"!
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Andrew "Versus" Larionov
AYE Technology
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System requirements for PC

  • OS: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista
  • Memory: 256 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Compatible with DirectX 9
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 150 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX® Compatible
  • OS: Microsoft® Windows® 7 or later
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Compatible with DirectX 9
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 150 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX® Compatible
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Reptilians Must Die! reviews and comments

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Early Access Review "Reptiles Must Die!" is an arcade clicker with elements of an adventure game. But The truth is that the game is trash (thrash), and such a thrash too often pops up in the steam, because such a product, as you know, does not sink. In addition, the game is rather a demo version, because Only half of the game is laid out in Stie. In Addition to the developer, this is confirmed by a large number of reviews with the game time less than two hours. In "Reptiles Must Die!" There is even a plot-fantastic, that you are given to understand, when from the beginning of the game developers hint at the change of power in the country, because the president of Russia in 2015 is Mikhail Ivanovich Tikhonov. But then you are shown the face of this president, and you realize that there will be no fiction, and will be a tresh and a ugar. The Developers of the basic idea consider the creation of the game, filled with supposedly funny jokes, but this idea did not worked. The plot Itself is a struggle of the president, similar to Putin, with aliens, not like reptiles. And in the role of bosses in the latter are the creatures reminding Obama ("Abamu"), Klitschko. Pimp The Car offers Wah-Zibit (Caucasian analogue of X-Zibita from the corresponding TV show), the Russian people is represented in the form of etc. In General, you understand the level of "cheek". It is Necessary to pay tribute to the developers, in the advertising video they honestly indicated the target audience of similar "Shyutok" ("Vasya, 7 Years"). And oddly enough, they are right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVxxVITIGpE When writing texts in Russian language editor was not involved, there are errors. No wonder the English version of the game is even worse-due to the use of a broken Google translator. What a far walk, even the name of the game developers could not translate, because instead of "reptiles" (Reptilian humanoids) they got "reptiles" (Reptilians). In The advertising video of the game, the developers demonstrate a misunderstanding of the difference between the words "when" and "then". Similar errors are often seen in the MOBA-games from professionals around, knowledgeable of your mother and wanting "mid or feed". Musical accompaniment-monotonous and quickly bored. The Graphics are quite decent for such a product. Arcade fights are zaklikivanii the mouse of all enemies. On the one hand-simple and intuitive gameplay, which is good. On the other hand, the gameplay is monotonous-constant, which is bad. Conclusion: The game is recommended only to Adepts Zomboyaschika who have a lot of free time. And I applied for a refund.
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