ronson johnson

so there is this person named ronson johnson, and we all know that hes the coolest person in the world. and hes a soldier as well (as most games are, but i'll be more fucking original) and so his friend got some enemy private stuff and then the enemies killed him. ronson johnson wants to take revenge, so he raids the enemy base. so he meets the leader of the enemy team. ronson johnson tries to kill him. so you're basically playing ronson johnson, raiding a base, killing people, and that's the end. seems good to me.

also a disclaimer: this game is intentionally made to be shit, i made sure that you won't enjoy it. (but if you do, you are a weird person)