Root of Wisdom

For the Bitsy Tooth Jam, using Bitsy HD (a hack of Adam Le Doux's Bitsy by Von Bednar), a few other hacks (thanks to Sean S. LeBlanc), and ImageToBitsy (HD) by Max. 

The fact that I think teeth are incredibly cool is probably one of my more objectionable qualities. Several dental mishaps over the years still haven't managed to ruin tooth stuff for me yet. I just think they're neat.

The details about the narrator's wisdom teeth extraction all happen to be autobiographical (excluding the last few lines), but the game that this game is about is fictional.