Rue Valley achievements

Rue Valley was playing hard to get—but you got everywhere.

Tie Doctor Finck's shoelaces together.

For the discerning palate craving a splash of "what the hell was that"?

Sip from Finck's secret stash, or take the purple pill, or either, or both...

Spend at least 100 loops in Rue Valley.

Leave no stone unturned and no side gig untouched.

Congratulations! Time never stood a chance. You stylishly obliterated every pointless distraction.

Read the full saga of a femme fatale with a sharp tongue and a sharper exit strategy.

Delete all media.

Master the machine completely.