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Simple Man-game dedicated to the Memu "I am a man simple".
The Game is implemented in the style of scroll shotter, and implemented in the worst form. You are the head of this very "simple man", flying on the screen "A" (left)-"D" (right) against the backdrop of national flags of the States of the world, and then pressing the space that would shoot likes in the khmm... Women's breasts, which in return shoot You in a diadaykami.
That's funny? No.
The game Itself passes in 5 minutes and has an endless mode. And This is her only +, because in these 5 minutes, all the achievements are knocked out and You have + 1 perfect game in the piggy bank.
Is it Worth spending money on the game just because it has easy achievements? I Don't think they're only 25. If you are looking for achievements and an ideal game, you can buy a game where they have 5000 and more, such games at the moment abound. Do Not judge, I am more than positive about the games in which achievements are given for certain actions and passage, and not just a conveyor, where one second in the game is already a triumph in the opinion of the developer, but not when this game "Simple Man".
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"Shoot tits likes.." In The previous review I rolled ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ on the game "Taxes", although the game is loudly said. However, the "Simulator of the Ordinary man" in this plan is even less like the game.
The Whole gameplay is, as you probably already guessed, in the shot of the boob under the scenery of the flags of different countries, in the background. Tits and other incomprehensible roundness throw in you dielajkami when you, in turn, throw likes. Yes, I understand, this game is meaningless and ruthless... But what do you want. This is The time we live in. Wanting to be astronauts, as it was in a normal country, is no longer fashionable.
But b * * I am the strangest thing that from this game I got more pleasure than from the game in "TAXES", the mother of their leg. Yes, boobs on the background of the German plan the most juicy turned out and Muzon nobody so.
In General, I will not paint the pros and cons of the game as there is no sense in it.
Here is an eloquent quotation of the developer)): "Red Roses, Violet blue.
Careful your little, But ambitions big! "Rating: 3/10 It's an Interesno!
I'm afraid of someone to recommend this. The Developer can be proud of himself, would be able to put a neutral assessment, I would have done it most likely.
Buy it at your own risk because the game gameplay is not, the passage of minutes on the 10 maakimum. Bought only for the sake of achivok, which in principle personally I do not need.
The Only thing I DID not like is the level of LGBT people, most likely the game will be back, do not want to have something that has to do with LGBT, in the list of their games.
B ★ RS, 2018 year.