Socxel | Pixel Soccer

This Review is presented as a short description of the game with the enclosed joke. A Lot of writing about these games is pointless, and you can at least be able to smile About the game: Casual football. We choose one of several game modes (1VS1, 2VS2 or online game) and start to score all sorts of items each other in the goal. Control is one button (in the game 2vs2 two) clicking on which the player runs in the direction where his eyes are directed. If The Run button is released, the player starts spinning in a circle. What else can you add? The Intellect of the computer opponent leaves much to be desired-the opponent kicks the ball anywhere and often scores in its own goal. The Only plus game is the ability to play with friends at one computer or on the Internet creating your own room which is assigned a unique number (it must enter your friend in the game to join you). In General, the game is a slag and does not represent any value. Anecdote: A girl Comes to a gynecologist and asks-how to make sure that children are not. He says to her: "Well... There are many different ways: spirals, tablets, condoms, candles, and after forty-five, says, in general, and do not need to protect-say, climax... Time Passes... One Day a woman with a bunch of children falls into this doctor's office... Doctor in shock:-This is a women's consultation!!! Why did you bring the kids here???! And a woman to him:-X @ Ynya You have here, and not consultation! Here, meet: This is Valka-fell spiral, it is Anton-broke G @ Ndon, this is Svetka-not dissolved tablet, this Venichka-a defective candle, and this, Serzea, the mother of his own, which after forty-five! Afternews: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer/discussions/3/1368380934274288584/-Here you can see other reviews-jokes.

Product received for free "Socxel | Pixel Soccer»-Pixel Football for a fun company with a non-standard gameplay. The Game came from mobile devices on Android. The free version for mobile devices included advertising, some game modes were not available. To unlock all the features had to upgrade the version of the game to "PRO". Here We are available immediately "PRO" version of the game. The Game pleases a variety of modes. Here You can play: one against the computer (1 vs AI) to play together "against each other" on one computer (1 vs 1) Play foursome at one computer in teams of two players (2 vs 2) to play together in the same team against a computer team (2 vs AI) one with Computer partner against a computer team (1 + AI vs 2 AI) (AI vs AI) and (2AI vs 2AI)-two modes in which only computer characters are played. Personally for me are not interesting. I don't understand what they need. Bet on computer players? (ONLINE)-multiplayer mode on the network Play will be on the football field with a camera "top view". In the matches the appearance of the players and the kind of balls changes. We will be given to play football not only the usual ball, but also pokebol, a piece of coal, wooden box, etc. Management of the player is done with just one button! The gameplay can not be called simple and easy. The Player runs when the button is pressed, but the game does not give a choice in which direction. The Character rotates in different directions, and when you press the cherished button runs to the side where his head was turned. And he is turning his head in different directions-that clockwise, then against. It is necessary for you to press the button of movement, the footballer immediately starts to rotate in the other direction. It makes the game very difficult. The game is a simple graphics in a pixel style. The Track is good, but it's only one. After a while begins to annoy monotony. The game would be worth adding a few nice tunes. Minus games can be called pretty silly AI computer rivals. They often manage to score goals in their own gates! Therefore, you should play "Socxel" with your friends. Call your friends and compete in the skill to score goals. This is a very fun spectacle, considering that it will be difficult to hit the ball! Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccNK2WMVEzs You can read other reviews and subscribe to our curators. Welcome! 5 minutes of game