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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
I was a regular student at the Botanical Institute. Faculty of cultivation and supervision of non-standard rasstestam. I Learned not to say that it is good, but for myself excellent. Not a lot of us had students, and not with all of me, but with a couple of students I was well communicated. We went to different exhibitions, posted pictures, visited various places and we had a lot of fun together. Anya and Olya did not know fatigue, I was pleased that they are found with me.
Just As the rector of our Institute came to us on a couple of biology and says "Our Institute has signed a contract with Kosmenerpromgazneftfirms Corporation, and it is stated that interested students can try themselves as a cosmonaut botanist and gone with giggling." As a child I had a dream To become an astronaut and I have not long thought decided to try. Coming to Star town So, it seems, was called Preparatory center astronauts, I saw a lot of different cool pieces, a variety of swing carousel as I called them. Going to the main training astronauts I said I was ready to be an astronaut nerd. He looked at me and examined me from the outside and said: "To get into the ranks of the astronauts you need to surrender enough physical credits, to pass enough number of doctors and only then we will see if you are in cosmonauts". With Physical Culture I had a bad deal, because, six-cube press I hid under a layer of a small fat. I thought, what should I do? I Decided to invite my friends to walk in the park.
When I came to the park I decided not to tell the news that I want to try myself as an astronaut, but Anya told Ole that she was in the preparatory center of the astronauts, told how cool it was and called her with her. But Olya told about her plans and that in her plans space is not included because she is afraid of heights. I intervened and told Anya to help me pass all the tests and the FoF. Training and we'll fly together will be very cool imagine we're on a spaceship doing lab work on botany in space. Not Long thinking Anya agreed to help me.
Every morning Anya woke me up for a jog then we went with her to various halls playing volleyball, so she put me on my feet and instead of a fat I have a small four-cube press, but here is the time to pass the qualification exams in the center Space training. I was very worried about the surrender. Sitting in the office we were given tests I was preparing for the night to pass to these tests so I had no problem, but Ani with the test did not go she looked at me upset eyes. In her eyes I saw a request for help so I wrote a test for her, no one noticed that we passed almost the same tests, only then we were told that the tests are not the most important, the main thing is the preparation. Exams are over! We were singled out among the best and were told whether we are ready to go to space next week on the new project "Development of terrestrial kinds of rasstestam near Mars in space conditions" This is a mixing program. We answered in one voice, "Yes" Here is not a big story about how I happened to be with my friend in the mall, we have been here for 2 weeks. Plants grow here very quickly. A very interesting journey.
A few years Later, Anjutoy and I got married. Life we had, like any family quarrels, scandals, too, were. Once again, on the instructions of the captain sent to the same ship and we were in a quarrel flew there, for about a week I could not do anything decided to experiment in the Solariume to raise various messages. Having grown a huge spread I thought that it is necessary to finish this scandal and commit suicide, climbed to the very top of the plant I grew up and jumped into the open space. But I didn't succeed. I got caught by aliens near our ship. So Anya did not see me again, and I sit in the UFO McDonald's eating alien food and think I did the right thing!