Sonic Office Smash - Intern Edition
About
Time for some SMASH therapy! SONIC OFFICE SMASH lets you vent your frustration against annoying modern technology—office equipment.
To help you channel your rage, Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino, owner of S.M.A.S.H., the SOCIETY for the MANAGEMENT of ANGER, STRESS, and HABITUAL boredom provides advice and words of encouragement as you break everything in the office.
Pick up a hammer and bash that malfunctioning coffee maker to pieces. Or take off that fine Italian pump and unleash your fury on that paper-jamming photocopier once and for all!
Once you’ve chosen your weapon and target, swing and shake the iPhone, iTouch, or iPad, to hear the sounds of your wrath being inflicted. Watch your progress on the SMASH-O-METER to know when the office equipment has had enough.
It’s time to achieve that Zen-like bliss you deserve through the power of virtual aggression!
FEATURES:
• TWO WEAPONS: Hammer or High-Heel Shoe.
• TWO TARGETS: Telephone or Coffee Maker.
• Choose between Gesture Mode—shaking the device to smash targets—or Tap Mode—pressing the SHINY RED BUTTON of DESTRUCTION!
• Listen to Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino’s sage advice and encouragement as you destroy everything in the office.
• Optimized for iPhone4, iPod Touch4, iPad, and iPad2!
*WARNING*: Trained professionals created SONIC OFFICE SMASH to save you thousands of dollars on psychotherapy. Do not attempt smashing office equipment in real life.
*WARNING*: SONIC OFFICE SMASH is a toy. Tap mode is safe for all users. Gesture mode is an advanced setting, use at your own risk.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO:
www.sonicofficesmash.com
www.lifeformentertainment.com
To help you channel your rage, Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino, owner of S.M.A.S.H., the SOCIETY for the MANAGEMENT of ANGER, STRESS, and HABITUAL boredom provides advice and words of encouragement as you break everything in the office.
Pick up a hammer and bash that malfunctioning coffee maker to pieces. Or take off that fine Italian pump and unleash your fury on that paper-jamming photocopier once and for all!
Once you’ve chosen your weapon and target, swing and shake the iPhone, iTouch, or iPad, to hear the sounds of your wrath being inflicted. Watch your progress on the SMASH-O-METER to know when the office equipment has had enough.
It’s time to achieve that Zen-like bliss you deserve through the power of virtual aggression!
FEATURES:
• TWO WEAPONS: Hammer or High-Heel Shoe.
• TWO TARGETS: Telephone or Coffee Maker.
• Choose between Gesture Mode—shaking the device to smash targets—or Tap Mode—pressing the SHINY RED BUTTON of DESTRUCTION!
• Listen to Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino’s sage advice and encouragement as you destroy everything in the office.
• Optimized for iPhone4, iPod Touch4, iPad, and iPad2!
*WARNING*: Trained professionals created SONIC OFFICE SMASH to save you thousands of dollars on psychotherapy. Do not attempt smashing office equipment in real life.
*WARNING*: SONIC OFFICE SMASH is a toy. Tap mode is safe for all users. Gesture mode is an advanced setting, use at your own risk.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO:
www.sonicofficesmash.com
www.lifeformentertainment.com
System requirements for iOS
iPod Touch Second Gen, iPhone 3G, iPhone 3G S, iPad Wifi, iPad 3G, iPod Touch Third Gen, iPhone 4, iPod Touch Fourth Gen, iPad 2 Wifi, iPad 2 3G, iPhone 4S, iPad Third Gen, iPad Third Gen 4G, iPhone 5, iPod Touch Fifth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen 4G, iPad Mini, iPad Mini 4G, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPad Air, iPad Air Cellular, iPad Mini Retina, iPad Mini Retina Cellular, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Cellular, iPad Mini 3, iPad Mini 3 Cellular, iPod Touch Sixth Gen, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPad Mini 4, iPad Mini 4 Cellular, iPad Pro, iPad Pro Cellular, iPad Pro 9.7, iPad Pro 9.7 Cellular, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPad 6 1 1, iPad 6 1 2, iPad 7 1, iPad 7 2, iPad 7 3, iPad 7 4, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad 7 5, iPad 7 6