For the HOARD(ing)!
You've found 75% of the items in the game.
Master of the Way of Curry
Obtained all the trophies! Yay, you!
Who's the Bwave Monster H...Killer...
You've collected 75% of the monsters in the game.
Alert the Fashion Police!
You've weakened equipment to level -7!
Aren't WE Bloodthirsty?!
You've defeated 1,000 monsters!
It's Almost Presentable
You've enhanced equipment to level +7.
It's FAR from over!
You've played this fine game for an hour...and counting!
Hey, It's a Start
You've defeated 50 monsters!