Sorry We're Closed achievements

Find your first artifact.

Kill 10 enemies with the axe.

Crush a critter.

Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.

Purchase your first upgrade.

Die 5 times.

Drink 5 bottles of water.

Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.

Crush every critter.

Purchase half of the upgrades.

Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.

Get 20 perfect combos.