Space Raiders in Space achievements

Score 10000 points in a game

Build 1000 defenses

Kill 1000 Simon

Complete wave 12 having taken no damage

She's not obese - she just has a medical condition. Known as "eats-too-much-cake-itis".

If he buys just one more camo vest, his mom swears she will kick him out of her basement. This secretly terrifies Cletus.

Not a lot of extra armor plating where it matters, but his stinger will take out a raider in one hit

Complete Chapter 8 of the comic book "Sacrifice"

Have an 8 man squad

You're so damned edgy you couldn't even stay near the center of the map. Had to build a new base with blackjack and hookers.

You did it! You picked the boring ending, and nobody is proud of you.

Ok, so this guy really didn't need any additional armor. But we gave it to him anyways, because screw you. YEAH I SAID IT.