Space Station Alpha achievements

You have not failed immediately... Congratulations!

Can you keep them alive?

Please let me know how you did it....

The Great Snarglefax of Klomtroon will be pleased, you shall have a seat of honour by the side of Jibbers at The Great Kerfuffle!

It may be bad luck to some, but you've built your station as high as the programmer would allow. Well done!

Did you really play this long or did you fall asleep at the keyboard again?

You are a god among station managers.

Well... permanent until they die in a fire from your mismanagement.

You let those poor refugees into your station, they will probably die soon from lack of oxygen caused by overpopulation but you've done your best.

You monster.

The Great Snarglefax of Klomtroon shall be full of wrath.

You've killed a lot of guests to get this far, at least this time you have a good excuse.