Stockpile (itch) (Spanospy)

Submission for the Games that Shouldn't Be Games Jam 2022

What started as browsing an asset pack ended up being this low-quality joke that probably doesn't fit the theme massively well.

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From: J&J Warehouse Co.

Subject: MANDATORY EMERGENCY HIRE

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Greetings,

Due to a staff shortage, you've been selected as a security guard for one of our storage warehouses. Your job is to protect the facility against thieves, the military, extra-terrestrial aliens and other threats!

Just kidding, all you're gonna do is sit around for a full 24 hours. But don't worry, we've left you a radio.

Make sure you clock in for your shift, and don't be late! 

~J&J Warehouse Co. Automated Workforce System

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