Super Monkey Post Celebration Diet

0H N0!!! MONKE GOT P H A T AFTER CHRISTMAS! HE WANTS TO GO TO THE M00N BUT TOO MANY CALORIES.

Help Monke accomplish his goal by working out, jumping on platforms and avoiding hazards that this cruel life gifts to us.

Features

• new character: Buff Rhino or just Rhino
• 2 nicely written cutscenes
• 6 songs made specifically to bleed your ears
• a plot twist in the end
• 2000s styled graphics specifically to burn out your eyes
• based on real life events!
• upgrade system
• difficulty increases as much as you play the game
• the game was forbidden in Nevada

WARNING! DUE TO SLOPPY CODING THE WINDOWS ARE CLOBBERED WHEN YOU RUN THEM FIRST TIME. YOU CAN MOVE THEM AND GET COMFY.

The game is windows only thanks to time limitations (again >:|)