Superliminal achievements

12.48%
Vaguely Activated Achievement
Congratulations on doing something!
20.13%
Take Your Trash Elsewhere
Fail at throwing away trash
21.83%
Soda Connaisseur
Drink all sodas
38.66%
Why Are You Like This?
Clone an object way too many times
42.72%
Son of Man
An apple for a head
43.10%
Please Use Other Door
Find the nook in Optical
46.79%
Sugar Crash
Break a soda can
59.26%
Wake Up
Beat the game
63.89%
Expert Fire Alarmist
Pull enough fire alarms
94.61%
Fire Alarmist
Pull one fire alarm