Tank Goodness!

*Update: We were informed that the gravity was too strong on some computers which stopped players from moving, we fixed the issue so that it (hopefully) works properly for everyone. Sorry to update again but hopefully this is the last game breaking glitch, and thanks to KevRevDev, who told us about the glitch!

*Update: Hey everybody, the Original Build we uploaded had a glitch that prevented the game from playing past the title screen. 

Fixed version can be downloaded here: Press the "Tank Goodness!" project below .

We're very sorry for the error, we hope that you'll still give the game a try.

GAME DESCRIPTION:

For more ammo, absorb incoming mountain dew branded attacks!

(Please play with a controller)

Controls: (for PS4 controller)

Talk/Shoot is the Box Button

Absorb is Circle

Switch Target is Triangle

Drift is "X" (while moving)

Lock on is L1

Drive is R2

Tank Goodness is a tank based shooter where you fight to save the humans from the oppression of the Randy Old Man, your father, played by Sir Ian MecKellen!

HURT ME DADDY!

Absorb incoming attacks from the beings known as the "Daddies" who protect the captured mother crystals. Absorbing the attacks as they come close fills your hurt meter! And use it as ammo to defeat enemies and destroy the mother crystals.

HURT ME, DADDY!

Ingredients:

Deep bass “ooohhh nooooo!” every time you die

- Not having a way to tell you how much time you've played.

- There is a minor NPC early on in the game that shares the exact character model as the player. This is never explained or acknowledged by anyone in the game.

- Redeeming codes found under the cap of participating Mountain Dew beverages unlocks powerful armor covered in Mountain Dew branding. If you abstain from the promotion, your party will occasionally comment about how good a Mountain Dew would taste about now. (No code yet but Sleezer will say it randomly)

-  You have a extremely annoying small sidekick. Who will in particular randomly trip you over giggle and say don’t mind me. And despite having no likeable characteristics everyone in the game your character included loves this piece of trash. Suggested name Sleezer

(Sleezer is our helicopter, always cracking the worst dad jokes. He acts as your version of Navi for Ocarina of Time, occasionally tripping you when you lock off a target)

SLOGAN: "Hurt me Daddy"
CELEBRITY LIKENESS: Ian McKellen as The Randy Old Man