Teenage Blob

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Half game. Half album. All awesome! A colourful art-punk adventure towards the best night of your life. Guaranteed to cheer you up in half an hour or your money back!


The Superweaks recorded six new songs. Team Lazerbeam made six new games. We tied everything together into one tale of bands, butts and bootleg battletoads that's scientifically formulated to put a smile on your face.

You’re an amorphous teen and you’re about to see your favourite band, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life! There’s just one problem: before the gig you want to buy some new boots, and before you can do that you’re gonna need to work your butt off!

Features:

  • A punk music album/game hybrid
  • 6 songs by The Superweaks meet 6 games by Team Lazerbeam
  • Combining elements of dating sims, RPGs, arcade classics & rhythm games
  • Crafted with love and teenage punk rock dreams

Track List:

  1. New Year: Melt out of bed, pull yourself into whatever solid form you can muster and craft your unique rebellious look. Will you sass your parents or be a respectful teen?

  2. Paperperson: Grab your bike and hit the streets, it’s time to deliver some slammin’ sandwiches! Your boss doesn’t want you to feed the neighborhood dogs, but they’re so damn cute!

  3. Guitar Zero: Head to the mall, put on your dorky uniform and sell some guitars! Rock out and stay in time, just ignore the cool mallrats making fun of you.

  4. Tony Dork: Slip into your frogsuit and get ready to shred! Chain tricks, clear gaps and collect bananas, only YOU can cheer people up with the power of high fives.

  5. Ghoststep: You’ve got your boots and you made it to the gig! Enjoy crowdsurfing in “the second most realistic moshing simulator ever made”!

  6. The Deepest Blues: Return home after the greatest night of your life, fall asleep and dream.

SHORT GAME ALERT

PLEASE NOTE: Just like an EP, this is a short game that takes about [30 minutes] to finish but like any good album, can be enjoyed again and again

Hold Up, What’s a Split?
The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition, it’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones.

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Release date
Developer
Team Lazerbeam
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The Superweaks
Publisher
Superhot Presents, Team Lazerbeam
Age rating
Not rated
Website
https://www.teamlazerbeam.com

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: Sierra
  • Processor: 2.6 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Iris 5100 graphics processor (Mac 2014)
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Roughly equivalent to a 2014 Macbook
Recommended:
  • OS: Catalina
  • Processor: 2.3 GHz Quad core
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Additional Notes: Roughly equivalent to a 2019 Macbook

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows Vista or greater
  • Processor: 2.6 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1024 mb video memory
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: 2.4 GHz Quad Core
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 2 gb video memory
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
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Last Modified: Feb 23, 2023

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