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Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em

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Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.
This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...
  • Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
  • Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
  • Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
  • Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?
Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!
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Telltale Games
Telltale Games
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Not rated

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows XP and Vista
  • Processor: 1.5GHz processor
  • Memory: 256MB RAM
  • Graphics: 32MB 3D-accelerated video card
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Last Modified: Sep 17, 2019

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Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
"DO I LOOK LIKE A SISSY-GIRL?" (C) This Is the first game from the studio Telltale Games, which is now at all on hearing due to their episodic games on licenses. And it represents a his scanty electronic version of Texas Hold'em, the most popular of all varieties of poker. The game has only one mode of play, actually one game of poker, but something special here and is not required. After All, this game is essentially a techno-demo, in which the developers have found out the possibilities of their game engine. And against you always fight four of the same character. Businessman, Russian Bandit, party-student and grandmother-multiple widow. All These characters can tell funny stories, they are very lively communicate with each other, which creates a wonderful atmosphere. Amusing and reacting them to any action, is special is a good reaction when you go to all-in. The Game can tighten the beginner who wants to learn the rules of poker, but unfortunately the experienced player will seem mediocre, as the simulation of artificial intelligence does not always leave much to be desired. Well, those who like the game, or those who need a little more can try the next game from the same Telltale-Poker Night at the Inventory and its sequel Poker Night 2, in which your opponents are the heroes of various video games. The total can be distinguished By the following pros and Cons: Pros: – Funny characters. -Easy to learn. Cons: – Artificial Intelligence. -For a Long time this game is not enough. The final score can be set – 6.5 Flash grand pianos out of 10.
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Microsoft from French
Blue thumb for this game because as far as I read, it gets shot down and way too heavy. Telltate is a very simple poker game. You will only have one table, 4 bots and a relative AI. Ah and old graphics that are badly aged, too. If we look under this aspect, it is not even that it is bad as a game is that it is dated. But he's not talking to Poker pros at all. For that, you have other games more advanced, buddies to learn in real life or outright online casinos that allow to play poker with fake money. You have plenty of possibilities to get good at poker. This game will not make you a Pro, but that is not his goal. He mostly wants to entertain you and make you have a good time. And in this goal, he succeeds. the four characters you face correspond to Archetypes of players (the statistician, the aggressive, etc.) and are stuffed with humor. The unbearable young adulescent, the grandmother of whom many husbands are mysteriously deceased, the brutal New Yorkers and the little nerd gentleman, these bots will interact with each other and with you also like friends at a real table. And that's cool, because you may be laughing at their replicas. Well they are in English that said. And this about, a VF exists and I found the French voices more cool because adapted to our cartoons to us. But if you understand English no problem, you will enjoy the valves. Who can be under-drawn in English if ever it helps you. There is not much left to say. 3 euros is a bit pricey anyway for an old game that we want to sell. But in a pack, he tries. It's also a good game to start poker. If you've never really touched it, it immerges you in a fun atmosphere. Of course, you also have poker night 1 and 2 that are newer and rich in content, but this big brother of the genre has his share of qualities for a game of his time. Good hand.
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