The Butter Chicken Mediator

"After a long day at work, all I want to do is to eat this butter chicken I bought from a shady restaurant. Surely, nothing can go wrong and everything will be as boring as it always has been."

The Butter Chicken Mediator is a probably ridiculous story about mediating a conflict between two races.  Choose how you mediate or even don't mediate at all. You can even not eat the butter chicken, though why would you waste a perfectly good chicken (plus, you're very hungry).

Features:

1. 5+ endings. All of them are easy to achieve and don't require complicated steps.

2. Tell the truth, lie, scheme, or just do nothing. The creature who summoned you doesn't care how you choose to mediate.

3. 7900+ words written in under 5 days. Below average writing quality guaranteed.

4. Purely text.