The Charnel House Trilogy reviews

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Microsoft from Russian
Ok, this review is important to me + it's brutal subjective and existential, so I'm going to talk to you on Russian, Lucy Liu style: 1.5 seconds, with * Ka, in the game, and the fourth wall collapses under the volley of artillery, Doletevshej straight from the cave of Bumble-trees (on the old Yerevan For some reason called striped owls, but no matter) 0. Directly from the screen saver: Wob-Wob-wob, Hu? Weather "under the book" a la Fahrenhaart + female protagonist... The shelf with the books and the inhaler left by the thick-walled brother-Nerda. And It does not count Internet celebrities as war promoters. Catering for Hip-hop indie audience in full program. 2. John Walker, while he pours out Pomi on another niche idol unspooled-Kul! 3.what x * I do the Bandolka in the lamp?! It's fire hazard! 4. The Author of the replicas has ordered the reaction of the character to certain everyday situations (such as seemingly banal shame to LOOK Into the FACE of HIS ADULT DUTIES!.. Generally speaking only about the term of returning the book to the library, and still the character is very appropriate Nervous-potential projection of a typical gambler on the heads. Heroine tends to perfect 100% 5. Ah, I may be mistaken, but I want to believe in the deliberate epithets of epic scales in the address of the soul... Portal to exciting new worlds (experts on masturbation of any sex and physique are sowing a chip) 6. Maybe It's just a half-liter of watery, but what the hell so unintuitively put on the same subjects first with one mouse button, then, la-A-Askovo so, the second button! (as if you look at the same thing with nonexistent two points of view-left and right hemisphere, one of which only n * Can not end) 7. Damn, I am so ashamed of the amount of words on the KB of the comment. I hope that Tim will do the right thing and change the piety for Hearts! 8. HMM, does not come out of the head that portrait of the heads. Heroine reminds a girl from that remake "Something".. Well, I mean, the heroine of "Scott Pilgrim," which, in turn, reminds me of Sigourney Weaver. 9. The Bl! I want to find the same for my girlfriends! (to himself "the... Ilya-ich! "* threatens in the air with a fist) 11. Jim Sterling is a good dialectic, but, you know, you can only "play" yourself. Who You can't play is a normal dude under thirty, so. I don't even know if I'm throwing stones at the director. Through his friend, probably. 12. Patches on the elbows-an indicator of intellect of the points, definitely! 13. * Passed [steam_helper_in-game_counter] hours.. 14. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ A... You're not Microsoft?! And not Nintendo?!?!? Do you really listen to Fidbek from your audience and have the itch replaced the ultrasonic noise from the original relic of the Seppulchre on a normally absorbed human hearing zhuzhzhashhe-sawing ambient in a bar? Well Done! * Slam standing 15. Do you Know what this game lacks? Belgian slaves who smear liquid latex on their breasts to stay alive and not lose their left wrist. Because the other way to make tires in the early 20th century was simply impossible to invent. The British were even more affected by the Mdayks from the missionary cotton plantations. 16. Regular, quarter-wall-breaking replica "Oh, no one's want to see Y'contor's Under his eyes". Me thinks "Ah, fyck off!" 16.6 "I'M not giving cigarettes to a child!" 16.8 OH ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ And All this time for the "inhale" Part I was the thinking her mother died! * There goes my male-side.. Children are always attached better to the opposite sex parent * 17. I loved every bit of this game! (especially as I've managed to crawl through the puzzles with no help from any walkthroughs. 18. Conductor-My favorite character. Just behind it-a couple of bezbobnyi, pseudo-scientists of the protagonists 19. "I should go see-check the Lydia" About yourself such "Ooh, here we go" 20. Some m (Daki outside the window harapchat his vulva-woob-woob. To myself such "ha, Loballs, I've been in your world. I f * cked women, I've almost killed a human being, I've took a pinch of your substances... THOU NO BE EVER IN MY WORLD OF A CLOSET GAMER, MWAHAHAH!!! " 20.5. Ketfight in the style of "Smertoustojchivogo"? Fock Yeah! I'M all for it! 21. The Butler was guilty of everything... 20.6 This is a useless "review", in't it? 21. Under The beer game is great. 999 i'M collect your F&ckin ' heads.. JUST LIKE THIS F% CKER HERE! Now If any of you, sons of B&tches.. GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY-NOOOOW IT'S F * CKIN ' TIME!!!!!!!!! .. I didn't think so. In the end.. What is the "Safety Supervisor" role?!
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