The Director's Disorder: Pilot Episode achievements

"Did you really think they could save you?"

"Half measures ain't gonna cut it, Coal. Try harder next time."

"Annnnnnd the award goes to........Coal Westwood! Congratulations!"

"C'mon Coal, you know you need ID if you're going to wander around the set."

"I'll just have to make do without you, Coal."

"Huh? Coal? Where are you going?"

"I expected better from you, Coal."