the feces feasters

the feces feasters: an old gaming clan that used to terrorize the internet

now they're a bunch of dead squatting losers that go around being annoying

you've been hired by the owner of 12 mansions to clear out one of his beloved mansions of these outdated poop eating losers

the feasters can only come into the physical realm if their demands aren't met

they go around vandalizing, expelling bodily fluids, wasting electricity, demanding answers to math questions, and much more in order to drive out any potential exorcists

but luckily you're not an exorcist but rather an idiot who was promised 2,000 bucks by the mansion's owner in exchange for getting rid of them

so who's involved in this charade?

2,000

our mysterious protagonist. he only identifies himself as 2,000 for the 2,000 bucks he plans to collect once he clears the mansion of the feasters

G.W. Wuffler

the caretaker of the mansion and an incredibly stylish old man

quimbius quoniam

tries to get into the physical realm with phone calls and mirrors

BUTTWH0ler

expels his bodily fluids in an attempt to dissuade his enemies from interfering in his business

dick tective

he vandalizes any halfway decent canvas like an annoying punk

mister RED

wastes power and loves board games

penile lyle

a clean freak australian who needs to be deported (from the mansion) immediately

evil wheelchair

a loyal henchman and ass ass in of penile lyle

gliop gilbose

quiz master and a collector of loyal subordinates that will do his bidding should you fail to satisfy his whims

mr. skeleton

top henchman and deadly assassin with fierce loyalty towards gliop gilbose and undying tenacity towards his enemies

YurGer

loyal henchman of gliop gilbose

heflefferjep

loyal henchman of gliop gilbose

the jester

loyal henchman of gliop gilbose

Captain Killyou

loyal henchman of gliop gilbose

juicrbox 255

evil alien that likes snacks and clean dishes

the key to surviving and getting your 2,000 bucks is listening to the location of the feasters' attacks and adapting your strategy accordingly to suit the current situation

watch your step, the mansion reeks of feces