THE FLYING СУКА

Some say this is an old PC game that was bootlegged during the golden age of the internet. Some also think it's a crap-post of a game. Either or, it's origins are unknown. 

The game came with a manual that reads as follows (Translated):

"Hello fellow anti-communist comrades! Welcome to THE FLYING CYKA. You play as Rolf a pig farmer who wants nothing more than drink VOdka and eat BLINI all day. But everything change when Putin attack. now is up to Rolf to save Motherland from hand of crazy man.

Click and drag Rolf through the Communist propaganda and avoid  evil BLINI's Putin temps Rolf with. 

Levels are, how American say, Random and Infinite. 

Now get out there and save Motherland!"

*NOTE: This game was made in a day and will likely receive future updates. 

*Early Access