(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

12.50%

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

18.75%

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

18.75%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

25.00%

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

25.00%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

37.50%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

43.75%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

43.75%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

56.25%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

62.50%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

68.75%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

75.00%

MY EYES

This is your own fault.