(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

15.38%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

15.38%

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

15.38%

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

19.23%

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

30.77%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

38.46%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

42.31%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

42.31%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

53.85%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

69.23%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

73.08%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

80.77%

MY EYES

This is your own fault.