(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

17.39%
Retro-Futuristic Warfare
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
17.39%
Coax it
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
17.39%
Y2K
Have 20 drones die at the same time
21.74%
Gnorp Slam!
Have 100 slammers
30.43%
(the) Finale
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
43.48%
Uh, is this allowed?
Acquire shards without having built the stash
43.48%
What do I choose??
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
47.83%
Speed
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
56.52%
Gnorpcalibur!
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
65.22%
They burn bright, and hit the rock so right
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time
73.91%
Mountaineers #1
Have mountaineers collect the most
78.26%
MY EYES
This is your own fault.