(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

16.67%

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

16.67%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

16.67%

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

20.00%

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

33.33%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

40.00%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

43.33%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

43.33%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

53.33%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

66.67%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

70.00%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

76.67%

MY EYES

This is your own fault.