(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

14.29%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

14.29%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

28.57%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

28.57%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

28.57%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

42.86%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

42.86%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

71.43%

It didn't deserve this

Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it

71.43%

MY EYES

This is your own fault.

71.43%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

85.71%

Getting somewhere

Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points

100.00%

A gnorp is born

Get your first gnorp