(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

18.75%

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

18.75%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

18.75%

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

25.00%

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

37.50%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

43.75%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

43.75%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

43.75%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

56.25%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

68.75%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

68.75%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

78.12%

Getting somewhere

Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points