(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

13.79%

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

13.79%

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

13.79%

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

17.24%

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

31.03%

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

37.93%

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

41.38%

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

41.38%

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

51.72%

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

65.52%

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

68.97%

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

75.86%

MY EYES

This is your own fault.