The Man Man

...what is this?
I made a silly joke and (naturally) took it too far and now I've made a silly game.

Okay but what IS this?
Meet The Man Man, the newest serial killer in town! He doesn't have any bones but don't let that fool you in to thinking that he's any less proficient at doing murders. 

Why is he called "The Man Man?"
Legend has it that he's actually a man who killed and skinned an entirely different other man and is now wearing that skin. Hence. Man Man!

But like, isn't that just still a man? And why not something like "The Skin Man?"
Shut up I don't come down to the Butt Factory and tell you how to do your job, do I?

Why is it so short/buggy/bad/confusing?
i made it in a week and it's free what do you want from me

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UPDATE (4/21/2022 12:35 PM CST) - White Room Phrase 1 has been found and submitted. Subsequently, it has been removed to prevent duplication. Four remain. (I did not, however, remove the speedrunning exploit.)

UPDATE (4/21/2022 3:36 PM CST) - White Room Phrase 2 has been found, submitted, and removed. Three remain.

UPDATE (4/21/2022 6:23 PM CST) - White Room Phrase 3 has been found, submitted, and removed. Two remain.

UPDATE (4/21/2022 9:36 PM CST) - White Room Phrase 4 has been found, submitted, and removed. One remains. (Jeez guys, I thought this was going to take weeks at least, for real.)