Microsoft Paint Michael is trapped in a hotel with two bald men in spandex who want to dominate the world.
Solve puzzles, punch God in the face, and lay gaze upon a mildly concerning amount of pistachio shells in this poorly drawn puzzle adventure game.

It's not nearly as exciting as it sounds.

Made for the gotm jam #7, so if that's still relevant you can vote for me.

vote for me here if you're playing before August 11th (and if you liked the game, although that was a given)

Controls: A and D keys to move, hold LSHIFT to move but fast, everything else is relatively self explanatory.

talk to npcs multiple times
the big logic puzzle is optional
if you're seeing this in the itch.io desktop app, the html version might not show up, either download it or use the web version

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