The Narrator Is a DICK achievements

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.

Did drugs for the first (and last) time.

You... you can stop now...

You've slain the Giant Tom.

Died 69 Times.

You killed an old lady.

You've died 10 times.

Died for the First time.

You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!

You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!

You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.

You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.