The Numerus Corporation Virtual Orientation

Thank you for deciding to pursue the NUMERUS CORPORATION as a possible lifetime vocation!

If you end up choosing to work here, you can expect to do a ton of interesting jobs, including:

• Boring computational busywork
• Practically applying non-euclidian geometry to quantum physics
• Semi-human testing of psychological methods of arithmetic
• Calculus
• Counting how much wood a woodchuck can really chuck

But before you can work here, we recommend* experiencing the following orientation to evaluate whether your psyche is physically capable of the immense stress associated with our methods of extreme counting.

* The Numerus Corporation is nevertheless not responsible for any mental or physical symptoms experienced as a result of playing this game or interacting with any entities housed within.